Okay look at this lave lamp. Look it right in the eye.
I think its actually pretty cool dont you? OH NO!! I’M BEING HYPNOTIZED BY THE ARMY OF LAVA LAMPZ! LOOK AT THE SCARY GLOWING ARMY!!
And here is their giant lava master!!!!
Its so huge, and it is going to eat you all! RUN FOR UR LIFE B4 THE LAVA LAMP ARMY STEALS UR BANANA!!!!
Now you know how dangerous lava lamps are. If you want to go kill this giant lava lamp master, it is located at
Soap Lake in Washington
It’s real height is 50 feet tall. KILL IT WITH A 50 FOOT TALL LAVA LAMP-KILLING GUN!!! DIE STUPID LAMP! DIIIEEEEE!!!!!